The classic trolley problem asks if you'd divert a trolley to kill one person instead of five. But why choose when you can just git rebase master
? The command magically rearranges history, making it look like the trolley was always on a different track. Sure, you might have obliterated a timeline and forced-pushed reality, but hey—the commit history looks clean! Just don't mention the merge conflicts that briefly tore apart the fabric of space-time.
The Trolley Problem: Git Rebase Edition
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