Read Only

Read-only File permissions version control production Deployment Chmod Programming life Relatable

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Finally achieved that perfect state where everything works exactly as intended. No further modifications allowed. Touch nothing. Breathe carefully. The house has been deployed to production and any changes require a full sprint planning meeting and three layers of approval. Your kids wanting to move a chair? That's a breaking change. Someone leaving shoes by the door? File a pull request. The mental model of treating your living space like a codebase with strict version control is both deeply relatable and mildly concerning. chmod 444 reality.txt

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