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Rebase Is The New Pull

Rebase Is The New Pull
When you try to rebase your feature branch onto main but forget to resolve conflicts first. The pain is real! That moment when Git screams "CONFLICT (content):" and your beautiful code turns into a battlefield of <<<<<<< and >>>>>>> markers. Even basketball legends can't handle that kind of stress. Just like LeBron, we all need a moment to facepalm when our ambitious git operations go terribly wrong. Next time, maybe stick with a simple pull request and let someone else deal with the merge hell.

Thus The Perfect Repository Was Born

Thus The Perfect Repository Was Born
This meme is the Git workflow version of the "Avengers Assemble" moment! It's showcasing the holy quartet of Git best practices that, when combined, create repository nirvana: First panel: Creating a branch for every feature - the organized developer who keeps things tidy and isolated. So civilized! Second panel: One commit does one thing - the minimalist who refuses to bundle 47 unrelated changes into a single "fixed stuff" commit. Revolutionary concept! Third panel: Rebasing before merge - the sophisticated developer who keeps the commit history cleaner than their apartment before their crush visits. Fourth panel: Force pushing... wait, WHAT? That's the chaotic evil teammate who rewrites history with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. But hey, at least they're doing it to their own feature branch (hopefully). Together they form Captain Clean Git - defender of readable commit histories and savior of code reviews everywhere!