The Evolution Of Version Control

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The Evolution Of Version Control

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The evolution of version control systems, as told by expanding brain memes:

Git? Basic brain. Functional, gets the job done. The industry standard that everyone grudgingly accepts.

SVN, Mercurial, TFS? Glowing brain. The legacy systems maintained by that one dev who still uses tabs instead of spaces and refuses to retire.

Commenting changes in code? Galaxy brain. Because who needs actual version control when you can just leave cryptic notes like "// fixed stuff" and "// TODO: make better"?

But the true enlightenment? Making a complete project clone every time you change something. That's not version control—that's just digital hoarding with extra steps. The "project_final_FINAL_v2_ACTUALLY_FINAL" approach to software development.

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