Backup strategy Memes

Someone actually hand-wrote their OpenSSH private key on paper. Let that sink in. The same key that's supposed to be kept secret, never shared, and definitely never exposed to human eyes for more than a millisecond is now immortalized on graph paper like it's a high school math assignment. This is either the most paranoid backup strategy ever conceived (EMP-proof! Ransomware-proof! Works during the apocalypse!) or someone fundamentally misunderstood the "write it down somewhere safe" advice. Either way, I'm impressed by the dedication to transcribing hundreds of random characters by hand. The real question is: did they actually verify it character by character, or is this just an elaborate piece of security theater? Pro tip: If you ever need to restore from this backup, good luck distinguishing between that lowercase 'l', uppercase 'I', and the number '1'. Your SSH connection will be rejecting you faster than a senior dev rejecting a PR with no tests.