We The Font: A Constitutional Crisis In CSS

Content VAR X? NO SON YOU HAVE TO USE VAR X: STRING NOW IT'S OK, EVERYONE'S MOVING TO TYPESCRIPT NOW. I MISS IS TOO

That moment when you finally ship the big release and immediately become prisoner to your own code. Your phone won't stop buzzing with production alerts while users discover all the edge cases your tests somehow missed. The team's in chaos, management wants updates, and there you are—staring at your creation with the hollow realization that success and suffering are the same thing in software development.

Content ChatGPT through the lens of the Dunning-Kruger effect! 100 1 Wow. ChatGPT is able to answer all my questions. It quickly generates very elaborated answers that are credible and coherent. Finally a chatbot that behaves like a super human. Ready now. Now I understand where the real value of ChatGPT resides. It can definitely give my productivity a boost, but it's important to recognize when it gets things completely wrong. HFS Confidence level in ChatGPT Wait a minute. ChatGPT is powered by a Large Language Model (LLM) which is ultimately a statistical tool used to predict language without understanding it and produce "statistically plausible" answers. 0 Damn. This means that ChatGPT will occasionally generate incorrect answers by unintentionally stitching wrong snippet of information together. Got it. ChatGPT is great when there isn't a precise "right answer". But it cannot be trusted when the answer must be "perfect" to be reliably useful. No knowledge (believe the hype) Knowledge of ChatGPT Enough knowledge (understand the reality)

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Just what we needed - protectionist programming! Nothing says "Make JavaScript Great Again" like banning all those pesky foreign libraries that actually work. Guess I'll just rewrite lodash from scratch instead of my actual project. And while I'm at it, let me reinvent React, jQuery, and every other useful tool because clearly my homegrown American code will have fewer bugs and security issues. Forget standing on the shoulders of giants - we're coding with bootstraps now! Next executive order: all variables must be named in English, and semicolons are now mandatory because they look like tiny American flags.

Content Things I have learnt from this subreddit as a non programmer - Users just do things that they are not supposed to do and It looks like they are purposely trying to break the code. - Legacy code is written and understood only by gods and they only way to convert it into modern code is to fucking write the thing from scratch. - Jobs require ungodly amount of experience. They want a full stack developer EVERY FUCKING TIME. - Senior devs have given up on life and they just do just enough to get their salaries. They work on production just for the thriller. - There is a communication gap between the client and the programmer just because of the fucking management. - You should never work on the main branch and push things to production but its the norm. - Debugging is staring at the code until it works again. - Programmers just copy and paste code. The only real programmers to ever exist are Terry Davis and some random people who maintain libraries that are responsible for doing math on every computer on the planet. - There is just some mystery code in every codebase that appears to do nothing but when removed sets everything in flames. It is usually commented "Don't touch". - If you ask anything on StackOverflow, Its a stupid question. - Sales teams tell the client that the devs can make everything happen even if its computationally impossible. - Its better to take 5 hours solving bugs rather than spend 5 minutes reading the documentation. Programmers don't have lives anyways. - If you are seeking to learn programming learn JavaScript. The next step is to find a new career