We The Font: A Constitutional Crisis In CSS

css Developer tools Code readability Code editor Styling Fonts Papyrus Cursive

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2 months ago 84,881 views 0 shares

We The Font: A Constitutional Crisis In CSS

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When your CSS is so fancy it looks like you're drafting historical documents instead of building a website. That cursive font-family stack with "Papyrus" at the front is basically a crime against humanity. Nothing says "I take myself very seriously as a developer" like coding with a font that belongs on a wedding invitation. The real declaration of independence here is freedom from readability and debugging sanity.

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