It Worked. I Don't Know Why. I'm Scared.

maintenance Technical debt It works Hide the pain harold Mystery code Unexplained Fear

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It Worked. I Don't Know Why. I'm Scared.

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The universal debugging experience in two frames: First, your code inexplicably works after 17 random changes and you have no idea which one fixed it. Then comes the existential dread of knowing you'll have to maintain this mysterious black box tomorrow. The fear isn't from bugs—it's from the working code you can't explain. Nothing more terrifying than success you don't understand.

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