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With The Database Gone There Is No Need To Center Div Anymore

Frontend Backend Databases Webdev Programming

1 year ago 394.3K views 0 shares

With The Database Gone There Is No Need To Center Div Anymore

Frontend dev: "I can't center this div!" Backend dev: "Hold my coffee, I'll help." *5 minutes later* Frontend dev: "THE DATABASE IS GONE?!" Backend dev: "Well, technically you don't need to center that div anymore..." And that's why we don't let backend devs touch CSS. They'd rather nuke production than figure out display: flex; justify-content: center;

Zero-Indexed Romance

Programming Algorithms Debugging C++ Java

1 year ago 638.1K views 0 shares

Zero-Indexed Romance

The classic tale of programmer heartbreak! When normal people say "1st table," they mean the first one you see. But our poor dev hero went straight to Table 00 because arrays start at zero in most programming languages. The final panel says it all - another relationship crashed by off-by-one errors. This is why programmers should stick to explicit indexing in their love notes. Maybe next time try "Meet me at tables[0]" for clarity's sake!