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The Confession Countdown
Programming Devops Debugging Backend Cloud
9 hours ago 61.1K views 0 shares
The Confession Countdown
The eternal workplace dynamic captured in its natural habitat! The senior dev peacefully enjoying lunch, blissfully unaware of the impending doom, while the junior dev stands there sweating bullets, rehearsing their "so funny story about that production server" speech in their head. That special moment between "I broke something critical" and "everyone's phone starts ringing" - truly the calm before the storm. Nothing says "I'm growing as a developer" quite like waiting for the perfect moment to confess your sins during someone's sandwich break.

With The Database Gone There Is No Need To Center Div Anymore
Frontend Webdev Programming Databases Backend
16 days ago 152.6K views 0 shares
With The Database Gone There Is No Need To Center Div Anymore
Frontend dev: "I can't center this div!" Backend dev: "Hold my coffee, I'll help." *5 minutes later* Frontend dev: "THE DATABASE IS GONE?!" Backend dev: "Well, technically you don't need to center that div anymore..." And that's why we don't let backend devs touch CSS. They'd rather nuke production than figure out display: flex; justify-content: center;

There's Something Called Git
Git Devops Programming Cloud
3 months ago 124.3K views 0 shares
There's Something Called Git
Someone just reinvented Git while lamenting 4 months of lost work. It's like watching someone suggest we should invent the wheel right after their cart broke down. The real horror isn't the lost code—it's realizing there's an entire generation of developers who think "version control" is just hitting Ctrl+S more aggressively when things get scary. Pro tip: If your deployment strategy is "pray nothing breaks," you're gonna have a bad time.