When Confirm Email Takes A Literal Turn

The modern beginner's dilemma in one perfect image! Trying to pick your first programming language is like being that panicked creature staring at a floor scattered with tech options. JavaScript? Python? Maybe C#? Or perhaps one of those trendy frameworks? The cruel irony is that veterans know it barely matters which pill you swallow first - you'll end up learning half of them anyway. Yet we all remember that initial paralysis by analysis, frantically Googling "best programming language 2024" at 2AM while questioning our life choices. Pro tip: Just pick one and start building something. Six months later, you'll hate whatever you chose and switch anyway!

Content UNFREED MALLOC RUST ZEALOTS WHO THINK MEMORY SAFETY IS SCARY AND HARD Cast it into the fire! Destoy it! ME, ABOUT TO EXIT THE PROGRAM ANYWAY, KNOWING THAT THE OS WILL HANDLE IT imgilip.com No.

Content People learning JavaScript: "I'II use array.sort) to sort this list of numbers!" JavaScript: 1, 100000, 21430, 41

Content Things I have learnt from this subreddit as a non programmer - Users just do things that they are not supposed to do and It looks like they are purposely trying to break the code. - Legacy code is written and understood only by gods and they only way to convert it into modern code is to fucking write the thing from scratch. - Jobs require ungodly amount of experience. They want a full stack developer EVERY FUCKING TIME. - Senior devs have given up on life and they just do just enough to get their salaries. They work on production just for the thriller. - There is a communication gap between the client and the programmer just because of the fucking management. - You should never work on the main branch and push things to production but its the norm. - Debugging is staring at the code until it works again. - Programmers just copy and paste code. The only real programmers to ever exist are Terry Davis and some random people who maintain libraries that are responsible for doing math on every computer on the planet. - There is just some mystery code in every codebase that appears to do nothing but when removed sets everything in flames. It is usually commented "Don't touch". - If you ask anything on StackOverflow, Its a stupid question. - Sales teams tell the client that the devs can make everything happen even if its computationally impossible. - Its better to take 5 hours solving bugs rather than spend 5 minutes reading the documentation. Programmers don't have lives anyways. - If you are seeking to learn programming learn JavaScript. The next step is to find a new career

Content 00000 ATT LTE 4:08 PM Messages Ashley 75 Details Quiz: Which common UNIX daemon is responsible for serving web content? Apache http Close, you're missing one letter Don't worry, I'll give you the d later iMessage

Content What do movies get wrong about your job? 4 8,5k J 6,3k Share BEST COMMENTS 15h Computer programmer: you cant hack with HIML