Its Just Scaffolding

The classic developer tracking system – ancient commit archeology. When someone says "India Indian has been here," they're spotting telltale signs of another dev's code. The response "How can you tell?" is all of us pretending we can't see those nested if-statements and 200-character variable names. And the solution? "Update Readme.md" – because documenting what the hell happened six months ago is apparently too much to ask. Nothing says "I was here" quite like undocumented code that somehow works but nobody knows why.

Ah yes, the evolution of version control pain. GitHub? Fancy tuxedo Pooh, quite respectable. GitLab? Regular Pooh, still decent but less glamorous. But Azure DevOps? That's maniacal grinning Pooh because setting it up is like assembling IKEA furniture while blindfolded and the instructions are written in hieroglyphics. Your manager says "shouldn't take you too long to get setup" and six hours later you're still configuring permissions and wondering if your sanity was part of the installation requirements.

The classic tech pickup line that actually worked! The first panel shows two people bonding over "loving coding," but the second panel reveals what they really mean - completely different tech stacks that would make any senior dev cry. Left side's running Webflow, Jira, Figma, GraphQL, Spark and some hipster frontend frameworks, while right side's rocking IntelliJ, Visual Studio, Docker, Slack, GitHub, Kubernetes and SQL. Their relationship is basically microservices vs. monolith architecture in human form. They'll figure out their incompatibility issues during the first pair programming session. Still a better love story than tabs vs. spaces though!

That awkward moment when you go "Invisible" on Discord to avoid helping your friends debug their spaghetti code, but they still somehow sense your digital presence like some kind of coding Jedi. Going invisible is basically the digital equivalent of hiding in your closet while pretending not to be home when someone knocks. "You have no idea where I am" – yeah right, buddy. Your IDE is literally pushing commits to GitHub as we speak.

The GitHub homepage - that magical dashboard you're forced to see before frantically typing "github.com/username/repo" in the URL bar. It's like having a waiting room filled with irrelevant notifications and activity feeds that you'll scroll through exactly once before realizing it's faster to just memorize every repo URL. The red lines crossing out the entire dashboard perfectly capture what every developer does mentally. We've all got our repositories list bookmarked anyway. GitHub could replace their homepage with a single search bar and nobody would even notice for months.

The self-proclaimed "open source contributor" who created exactly one Hello World repository and now acts like they're Linus Torvalds at a dinner party. Nothing screams "expert developer" quite like pushing six lines of code that print text to a console and then mansplaining the importance of community-driven software development. The audacity of these GitHub tourists thinking their profile deserves a resume section is just *chef's kiss* peak coding culture.