Junior Vs Senior Dev: The CSS Reality Check

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Junior Vs Senior Dev: The CSS Reality Check

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Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of that junior dev thinking they can fix ALL alignment issues in a WEEKEND?! 💅 Honey, the senior dev is over here having an existential crisis about changing a FONT STYLE taking THREE WHOLE WEEKS! That's because the senior knows the horrifying truth - every CSS change is connected to seventeen other things that will spontaneously combust if you touch them! That one-line font change? It's actually a portal to dependency hell that will summon bugs from dimensions unknown! Meanwhile, our precious little junior is still living in that beautiful dreamland where CSS actually makes sense. Bless their innocent heart! 😭

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