Junior Vs Senior Dev: The CSS Reality Check

Content School project: make a website about our school, the best one will be used as our school website WELL THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE SLAVERY WITH ENTRA STEPS made with mematic

Content rAskReddit Posted by uBallsOnAGrinder 5h What million-to-one odds have you witnessed? Discussion 4 680 J 834 Share Award BEST COMMENTS Usidore 3h I have dwarfism, and a third nipple. I like to think I' GreatNorthWeb 3h ME! Falling nearly 70 feet out of a tree to lan... chel8 3h I was in downtown San Francisco once when I saw a g... scythentic 6 5h I once wrote a program that contained 300 lines in 1 go, it compiled and ran successfully without a single error Reply 1.7k J RedMelon424 5h What the hell

The laziest SVG "conversion" known to mankind. Instead of actually converting the PNG to vector graphics, some genius just embedded the entire PNG image inside an SVG wrapper. It's like putting a hamburger inside a taco shell and calling it Mexican cuisine. The shocked cat perfectly captures how any self-respecting developer feels discovering this abomination in production code. Bonus points if this was done by the same person who puts all their CSS in a <style> tag at the bottom of each HTML file.

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Content ?php header ("Content-type: texthtml; charsetutf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a Base setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PH presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error reporting (E ALL); ini set ("display errors", true); print('?xml version"1.0" encodina"UTF-8" ?'. "In"):?

Content El AceLewis my first calculator py Watch Star 612 Fork 80 Code Issues 25 M Pull requests 2 I Projects 0 Bd Wiki D Security li. Insights myfirstcalculator.py D 13 commits is 1 branch 0 releases 11 4 contributors Branch: mas PLAY New pull request Create new file Upload files Find file Clone or download y AceLewis Merge branch 'master' of https:github.comAceLewismyfirstcalcula.. Latest commit a7aabea on Mav 16. 2016 B gitattributes Added gitattributes gitignore files 4 years ago B gitignore Added gitattributes gitignore files 4 years ago B README.md E generator.py myfirst calculator.py B my first calculator 0 to1000. 20823 lines (20818 sloc) 753 Recommended from future import division 4 years ago -ES You're using jump to definition to myfirstcalculator.py by Acelewis TODO: Make it work for all floating point numbers too if 32 1: Because Python 2 does not know maths input raw input Python 2 compatibility print ('Welcome to this calculator!") print('It can add, subtract, multiply and divide whole numbers from num1 - int (input ('Please choose your first number: )) sign input ('What do you want to do? , -, , or num2 int (input ('Please choose your second number: if numl 0 and sign print("00 0") if num 0 and sign print ("01 1") if num 0 and sign print ("02 2") if num so and sien print("03 3") and num and num2 and num print ("5042 2100") if num1 50 and sign He 20806 print ("5043 2150") 20807 if num as 50 and sign 20808 print ("5044 2200") 20809 if num1 as 50 and sign as 45: 20810 print ("5045 2250) 20811 if numl 50 and sign and mm 46: 20812 print ("5046 2300") 20813 if num 50 and sign a and numbe print ("5047 2350") 20815 20816 20817 20818 20819 20820 20821 20822 if num 50 and sign s and num2 48 print ("5048 2400") if num 50 and Sign sand num print ("5049 2450") if num 50 and sign and num2 print ("5050 2500") print ("Thanks for using this calculator, goodbye :)")