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Content IT NEWS Firefox has discovered a security breach in Windows

Content Professors: "Copy-pasting from some website is plagiarism and will get you in serious trouble." Programmers: 10010 Meme

Content Look at this dumb standard function with all the bloat I'm going to rewrite it so it is more efficient Uh ok, this is like the 4th edgecase I have to consider, and the linecount is getting up there Ok, this looks bad, but I hope it performs at least as as good as the original

Ah, the classic JavaScript quirk-pointer who can't explain why it actually matters. The meme perfectly skewers those developers who love pointing out that [] - {} = NaN in JavaScript without being able to articulate why anyone should care. It's like someone memorizing that a tomato is technically a fruit just to interject it into every culinary conversation, then shrugging when asked how that knowledge improves anyone's cooking. For the curious: this quirk happens because JavaScript tries to convert both objects to primitives when using the subtraction operator. The array becomes an empty string, the object becomes "[object Object]", and subtracting a string from a string gives you... Not a Number. Fascinating? Perhaps. Relevant to your day-to-day coding? About as much as knowing the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

Content Frontend vs Backend of an Incident We are currently investigating HOLY SHIT WHAT IS HAPPENING? We have identified the cause of the problem HURRY, PUSH THE FIX!!! We have resolved the problem Thank god that worked!