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Content Jordi g jordienr developers will spend 300 on a mechanic keyboard that makes a specific sound and then use it with 400 noise cancelling headphones 4:02 AM 71222 Twitter Web App 590 Retweets 160 Quote Tweets 5,281 Likes

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper It's only Cloud Computing if it originates in the Saint Cloud region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling servers-in-a-warehouse. 7:56 AM 10 Jul 20 Twitter Web App

Content Hand-writing a set of both normal test cases and edge test cases Assuming the end-user won't do anything too crazy, and only writing normal test cases Creating a program that generates random test cases Hand-writing test cases for the program that randomly generates test cases Writing a program to generate test cases for the program that generates test cases Assuming your code is perfect to begin with, and not writing anv test cases at all

Content iF c "': backtrack if c backtrack 1 o Ou' ..so if the current character is a comma, we set the back- tracking flag.. OF a-z O 110-93 0-937 C PARSE REMOTE CONFIG (HTTPS commit 5763 to here CLI ENTRY caused bug hens or did it just POINT expose it? NEW CONFIG FORMAT PARSER CALLBACK FOR CONFIG STATE Sarah wrote this, maybe ask about weird parse logic? REMOTE CONFIG LOADER A no access to we just re- calculating its state later? 15 ... 00 HEY, SO I JUST SENT YOU AN EMAIL ABOUT THAT THING iP c '". backtrack 1 Jason Heeris 2013 LICENSE: CC BY-NC-ND 2.5 AU heeris.id.au

Content 1 2 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 Coding Best Practices: One of the key concepts of quaility code is orthogonality Me: Is it orthogonal enough? console. log (... ( (-- (-), (- (1??)? (-):)()L 1) . - DEBUG CONSOLE usrlocalbinnode .orthogonal.js 2 3 5 7 11 13 17 19 23 29 31 37 41 43 47 53 59 61 67 71 73 79 83 89 97

THE AUDACITY of clients to praise you for delivering on time when your code is literally held together with duct tape and prayers! 💀 That awkward handshake moment when they're all "thank you for your professionalism" while you're internally SCREAMING because 30% of your buttons are just sitting there, utterly useless, dumping their sad little lives into the console.log void. But hey, the client doesn't need to know that half your code is just digital confetti waiting to explode at the slightest provocation! Ship it and pray no one clicks the wrong thing!