I Don't Think It's That Bad

The ancient one sits upon the throne, watching over the mortals who dare not speak its name directly. Assembly language—the primordial tongue from which all programming languages descended. C and C++ stand as the closest disciples, worthy enough to be at the ruler's side. Meanwhile, the younger languages—JavaScript, Python, Rust, Go, Swift, Zig, C#, and Java—kneel in supplication, knowing they're just fancy abstractions built atop the eldritch knowledge they fear to touch. Nothing humbles a React developer faster than having to debug a memory allocation issue at the Assembly level. Suddenly all those npm packages don't seem so impressive anymore.

Content Front End Developer Requirements: Degree in computer science or related field. Understanding of key design principles. Proficiency in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and jQuery. Understanding of server-side CSS.

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The eternal war between actual programmers and HTML "programmers" claims another victim! This poor soul just committed the cardinal sin of web development—calling himself an "HTML programmer" to a software engineer dad. It's like telling a chef you're also a culinary expert because you can microwave a Hot Pocket. HTML is a markup language, not a programming language—a distinction that will get you ejected from any serious developer's house faster than a syntax error in production code. Dad's 10-second countdown is basically the human equivalent of a connection timeout. No exceptions will be caught here!

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