HTML Is So Hard

STOP. EVERYTHING. The sheer AUDACITY of changing "loading..." to "thinking..." and suddenly declaring yourself an AI startup! 💅 The venture capitalists are literally THROWING money at their screens right now! Who needs actual innovation when you can just rebrand a progress spinner and add "agentic" to your pitch deck? Congratulations, you've just increased your valuation by 500 million dollars for absolutely NOTHING. Silicon Valley, take notes! This is how you disrupt an industry - one loading state at a time! *chef's kiss*

The perfect metaphor for web architecture doesn't exi-- Backend: Three people cooking in primitive conditions with giant pots over open flames. The unsung heroes doing the actual heavy lifting while covered in sweat and smoke. Frontend: A polished restaurant interior with mood lighting and fancy tables. Looks great but completely useless without the backend's cooking. APIs: The waitstaff in formal attire carrying food from kitchen to table. They don't make anything themselves but get all the tips for simply transferring data between systems. And somehow management still wonders why backend developers are always grumpy.

Content BACK-END DEVELOPPER DOING CSS

Content Jim devNextDoor i made a terminal alias like: "gpono 1""git push origin 1 --no-verify" now every time I am about to push I type "git push origi.." and then realise I have an alias, so I delete that and write gpono branch thus doubling my time to push. Genius as usual. 12:36 AM Aug 4, 2022 Twitter for Web App 2 Retweets 34 Likes 17

Content Writing some code And running it Getting multiple compiler errors Running it again to see if it got fix magically Browse the web for a solution Changing editors to see if the error persists Reading the code you wrote again Finding out the error was a typo

Content Advantages of HTML I HTML is Easy to Learn and Use HTML is Free F HTML is Supported by all Browsers HTML is the Most Friendly Search Engine 1 HTML is easy to Edit HTML can Integrate Easily with Other Languages HTML is Lightweight F HTML is Basic of all Programming Languages APPLICATION: Web pages development Web document creation Internet navigation Jutting edge feature Client-side storage Offline capabilities usage Game development usage