Do I Need Professional Counselling

Content Alright team, are we ready to push to production? Absolutely Yes Probably not since the upvote button freezes the app for 2 seconds and sometimes opens up the share menu made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

The AUDACITY of modern development! While the rest of us are drowning in Stack Overflow tabs and questioning our career choices, "vibe coders" are out here summoning AI agents with mystical cauldrons and threatening them with PUNISHMENT if they don't fix bugs! 💀 It's giving "I don't debug, I just intimidate my code until it works" energy. The AI agent in that cauldron is probably thinking "I didn't get trained on 10 trillion parameters for THIS kind of toxic workplace environment!" Meanwhile, the rest of us are manually fixing array indices like PEASANTS.

The ultimate programmer betrayal—your brain waits until you're horizontal to unleash its genius. Eight hours of staring at the screen? Nothing. The second your head hits the pillow? BAM! Your subconscious pulls the solution from some neural filing cabinet it's been hiding all day. That smug little brain even has the audacity to mock you for not seeing the obvious fix sooner. Meanwhile you're lying there at 3 AM contemplating whether to get up and code or pray you'll remember it tomorrow. Ten years in the industry and I'm still having midnight standups with my cerebrum. The real sprint planning happens between REM cycles.

A child's worksheet about bugs repurposed for the programmer's reality. "Bugs make me feel fine " and "When I see a bug, I say nothing " paired with that thousand-yard stare... That's not emotional suppression, that's just Tuesday. The face isn't blank from lack of artistic skill—it's the perfect representation of a developer's soul after the 17th unexplainable NullPointerException of the day. No screaming, no crying, just empty acceptance and the silent knowledge that dinner will, once again, be cold takeout at midnight.

Content Our app now has O errors, no problems to be found. Could you also fix the warnings OWLTURD.COM 18

Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper How I Hacked My Morning Routine: I wiped a production database and now I am 100 definitely awake 82918, 10:27 AM 2,567 Retweets 9,467 Likes