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Nothing says "team player" quite like yeeting a CSS adjustment into prod at 4:47 PM on a Friday and then ghosting your Slack for 48 hours. The senior dev gets to clock out with that warm fuzzy feeling of a job well done, while the junior dev gets to spend their Saturday fielding angry messages about how the entire homepage is now displaying in Comic Sans at 72pt font.
The "layout tweak" is always suspiciously vague too. Could be a button color change. Could be a complete restructuring of the grid system that breaks on every browser except the one the senior tested it on. The junior will never know until 2 AM when the PagerDuty alerts start rolling in.
Welcome to software development, where Fridays are for deploying chaos and weekends are for character building.
