Ah yes, the classic developer job listing that thinks Docker, JVM, and "third-party APIs" are exciting tools. Nothing gets a developer's blood pumping like integrating with yet another poorly documented API that changes without notice every three weeks. The sarcastic "CAN'T WAIT" reaction perfectly captures the enthusiasm gap between HR's idea of "exciting tools" and what developers actually find exciting. Sure, I'll spend my days wrestling with Docker permission issues and JVM heap sizes while pretending this is my dream job.
So Excited About These "Exciting" Tools
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