The ultimate parent-child relationship of our time: CPU interrogating Docker about its resource consumption.
Based on the children's rhyme "Johnny Johnny Yes Papa," this meme captures the eternal deception between Docker containers and system resources. Docker swears it's not hogging RAM, but the final panel reveals the cold, hard truth: 9.06 GB of memory consumed by a single container.
The CPU might as well ask, "Where did all my gigabytes go?" while Docker sits there with the computational equivalent of chocolate all over its face. Every DevOps engineer knows that feeling when Docker promises to be lightweight and then proceeds to eat resources like they're free samples at Costco.