Malware Blocked: When Your Mac Thinks Docker Is The Enemy

So you start with "STOP USING LINUX" (the gateway drug), then move to "STOP USING DISTROS" (because apparently the entire concept of distributions is now problematic), then "STOP USING HYPRLAND" (getting oddly specific here), and finally "STOP USING macOS" (because why stop at reasonable takes when you can speedrun becoming That Guy™). The progression from rejecting an entire OS family to nitpicking window managers to hating on Apple is the tech equivalent of "first they came for the penguins, and I said nothing." Each video gets progressively more unhinged, like watching someone's descent into madness but with more opinions about package managers. Next up: "STOP USING COMPUTERS" followed by "STOP USING ELECTRICITY" and finally "RETURN TO MONKE, CODE WITH STICKS."

Content Contribute code to the Fox News and Fox Business iOS, tvOS and watchOS projects Write idiomatic Swift code that is clean, readable and maintainable WHAT YOU WILL NEED BS or higher in Computer Science or related field 8 years experience in iOS Development using Swift Portfolio of iOS apps in the App Store A deep understanding of mobile ad technologies and concepts (VAST, MAP) Experience with the following SDKs: Google Mobile Ads SDK Google Interactive Media Ads SDK (IMA) Experience with header bidding solutions (Prebid.js, Amazon, Index) Swift Programming language Swift is a general-purpose, multi-paradigm, compiled programming language developed by Apple Inc. for iOS, iPadOS, macOS, watchOs, tvOs, and Linux. Swift is designed to work with Apple's Cocoa and Cocoa Touch frameworks and the large body of existing Objective-C code written for Apple products. Wikipedia Stable release: 5.2.3 April 29, 2020; 46 days ago Preview release: 5.3 branch Typing discipline: Static, strong, inferred First appeared: June 2, 2014; 6 years ago OS: macOS, Darwin, Linux, FreeBSD, Windows Me in My 6 years of iOS dev experience

OH. MY. GOD. The Linux users have been BUSY this year! 🔥 A whole 41% increase in traffic on "that site" we're all thinking of but not naming? *dramatic gasp* While Windows users were casually browsing with a measly 14% increase, and Mac users apparently discovered the outdoors with their -26% drop, Linux enthusiasts were absolutely DEMOLISHING their keyboards at an unprecedented rate! Is it the terminal-based browsers for extra privacy? The fact that no one can see your screen when you're typing incomprehensible commands? Or maybe—just MAYBE—Linux users finally have nothing better to do since their systems are finally stable enough not to require constant maintenance? 💀 Whatever the reason, one thing's clear: when Linux users aren't compiling kernels, they're... um... "compiling" something else entirely!

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Steve Jobs really tried to pull a "join us and kill your baby" move on Linus Torvalds back in 2000. Imagine the audacity: "Hey, come work for Apple, but first, stop doing that thing you're literally famous for creating." Torvalds looked at that offer, probably laughed in Finnish, and said "nah, I'm good." Thank the tech gods he did, because without Linux we'd be living in a dystopian hellscape where servers run Windows and Docker containers are just a fever dream. The man literally chose open-source ideals over a cushy Apple paycheck and continues maintaining the kernel that powers like 90% of the internet, Android phones, and basically every server worth its salt. Meanwhile, Steve's probably doing that prayer hands thing from beyond the grave, still wondering why anyone would turn down Apple.

The "Lumon Terminal Pro" sitting alongside MacBook Air and MacBook Pro is a brilliant nod to the dystopian Apple TV+ show "Severance" where employees use retro-looking terminals at Lumon Industries. It's like Apple decided, "Hey, our products aren't overpriced and cultish enough, let's add a computer that literally separates your work memories from your personal life!" Next up: iLobotomy Pro Max, starting at just $5,999 (brain not included).