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Who Wrote The Postgres Docs
Databases Programming
6 days ago 94.4K views 0 shares
Who Wrote The Postgres Docs
The PostgreSQL docs really said "don't @ me" with calendar math. That snarky response about complaining to the Pope is peak database documentation energy. It's like the author got tired of people arguing about whether the 21st century started in 2000 or 2001 and just decided to drop the mic with SQL receipts. The query results don't lie - December 2000 is century 20, February 2001 is century 21. And if you have a problem with that logic, good luck getting the Vatican to change 2000 years of calendar conventions for your database query.

Let Math Solve His Own Problems
Programming C++ Algorithms Math Debugging
12 days ago 107.8K views 0 shares
Let Math Solve His Own Problems
Ah yes, the anti-programming manifesto from someone who clearly had their code compile on the first try and couldn't handle the success. The author seems to believe computers should just magically do math without being told how. Next they'll expect their car to drive without a steering wheel because "wheels are circles, not driving devices." My favorite part is complaining about recursive methods with threads while typing this rant on a device powered by... wait for it... programming. That's like yelling at clouds for raining while standing under an umbrella. And that final while(true){ print(money); } snippet? If only it were that easy. I've been running that code for years and my bank account remains stubbornly unimpressed.

So Excited About These "Exciting" Tools
Docker Webdev Devops Programming Java
15 days ago 111.5K views 0 shares
So Excited About These "Exciting" Tools
Ah yes, the classic developer job listing that thinks Docker, JVM, and "third-party APIs" are exciting tools. Nothing gets a developer's blood pumping like integrating with yet another poorly documented API that changes without notice every three weeks. The sarcastic "CAN'T WAIT" reaction perfectly captures the enthusiasm gap between HR's idea of "exciting tools" and what developers actually find exciting. Sure, I'll spend my days wrestling with Docker permission issues and JVM heap sizes while pretending this is my dream job.

Revolutionary Developer Announces AI Project
AI Programming
24 days ago 59.2K views 0 shares
Revolutionary Developer Announces AI Project
STOP THE PRESSES! Another developer just announced they're making something with "vibe coding" and "AI" and the entire tech community is ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED! 😱 The same revolutionary idea that approximately 47,392 developers had this morning while brushing their teeth! It's the coding equivalent of saying "I breathe oxygen" and expecting a standing ovation. The audacity! The innovation! Someone call the Nobel committee immediately because apparently slapping "AI" on your project is still considered groundbreaking in the year of our lord 2023!

The Python Threading Paradox
Python Programming Debugging Backend
1 month ago 82.2K views 0 shares
The Python Threading Paradox
The Python GIL strikes again! Python's Global Interpreter Lock is like that one coworker who insists they're a "team player" but refuses to let anyone else touch their code. Sure, Python has threads, but they're essentially taking turns using the CPU instead of running simultaneously—like standing in line at the coffee machine instead of everyone making their own coffee. The sarcastic "that's really the most important part" is pure chef's kiss for any developer who's watched their multi-threaded Python program run barely faster than the single-threaded version. For serious parallelism, you'll need multiprocessing or asyncio, because Python threads are just playing pretend!

The Ultimate Sarcasm Converter In .NET
Csharp Microsoft Windows Programming
1 month ago 83.9K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Sarcasm Converter In .NET
Behold, the ultimate college programming assignment: solving internet arguments with a .NET WinForms app! Instead of creating a sophisticated algorithm, this brilliant student built a "sarcasm converter" that transforms normal text into that mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB format. The button literally says "cOnVeRt" with alternating caps—the universal syntax for sarcasm in the digital realm. Somewhere, a professor had to grade this masterpiece while questioning their career choices. The irony? This student probably spent more time on this than an actual assignment would have taken.