Docker Compose Illustrated

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Docker Compose Illustrated

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OMG, the LITERAL DEFINITION of Docker Compose in its most chaotic form! 😂 A truck with a van INSIDE it which has a CAR inside IT! It's like those Russian nesting dolls but for vehicles and with WAY more existential dread! This is EXACTLY what happens when you run that magical docker-compose up command - containers within containers within containers until your CPU starts sobbing uncontrollably. DevOps engineers looking at this be like "yep, that's my production environment on a Tuesday." The nested transportation nightmare is giving me PTSD flashbacks to that time I tried to debug my containerized microservices and found myself 17 layers deep questioning all my life choices!

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