Oh, the ABSOLUTE BETRAYAL! You walk into that interview feeling like a rockstar, crushing every technical question, vibing with the team, probably mentally decorating your new office... and then HR swoops in like a villain from a corporate dystopia novel with an offer so insulting it should come with a trigger warning. Twenty bucks an hour for an INFRASTRUCTURE ARCHITECT? That's like offering a Michelin star chef minimum wage to run your entire restaurant chain. No benefits either, because apparently healthcare and retirement are just luxuries for peasants. The audacity! The disrespect! The sheer COMEDY of expecting someone who can design and maintain complex cloud infrastructure to accept what a junior barista makes. But sure, let's negotiate our way into poverty while they act like they're doing us a favor. *Chef's kiss* to corporate America.
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