Fixed Docker Build

The formal announcement of creating your first Dockerfile is peak developer evolution. You start thinking it's some mystical container sorcery, only to discover it's basically just a glorified text file with instructions like "COPY this" and "RUN that." The aristocratic frog perfectly captures that moment of unwarranted self-importance when you realize you've joined the DevOps nobility by writing what amounts to a fancy shopping list. Next step: explaining containerization at parties like you invented it.

That special moment when you've convinced yourself that rebuilding Kubernetes from scratch is a perfectly reasonable use of company time. Meanwhile, your coworkers are staring at you with that unique blend of horror and fascination reserved for watching someone volunteer to dig their own grave with a spoon. Building K8s from scratch during standup is the DevOps equivalent of saying "I think I'll climb Everest this weekend" while wearing flip-flops.

Someone asks about your RAM specs and you hit them with "32GB" like you're Vin Diesel showing off a supercar. The confidence. The swagger. The complete disregard for the fact that you're still running Chrome with 47 tabs open and your system is already wheezing. 32GB used to be overkill, now it's barely enough to run Slack, VS Code, and Docker simultaneously without your laptop trying to achieve liftoff. But sure, flex on 'em anyway.

UFW (Uncomplicated Firewall) is supposed to be your security blanket, carefully configured to protect your system. Then Docker comes along, looks at your meticulously crafted ruleset, and just... ignores it completely. For the uninitiated: Docker bypasses UFW by directly manipulating iptables, essentially creating its own little sovereign nation within your infrastructure where your firewall rules don't apply. It's like putting a lock on your front door only to discover your roommate installed a secret tunnel in the basement. And there you are, smiling through the pain as your security burns to the ground. Just another Tuesday in DevOps.

The evolution of developer excuses is truly magnificent. We went from "it works on my machine" (the universal get-out-of-jail-free card) to "it works on my container!" - which is basically the same excuse wearing a fancy DevOps hat. Notice how the developer on the right is smiling while delivering the exact same non-solution. That's the true innovation of DevOps - not solving problems, just feeling better about them while using trendier terminology. Congratulations, we've containerized our excuses. Ship it!

The classic "Mom, can we have X? No, we have X at home. X at home:" meme format but with Docker containers! The kid wants the sleek, professional Docker Whale, but mom says they already have Docker at home. Cut to what's actually at home: a janky container made of blue blocks that technically works but is clearly a homebrew container solution held together with duct tape and prayers. It's the perfect representation of enterprise Docker vs. that sketchy containerization script you wrote at 3 AM that somehow still passes all the tests.