Fixed Docker Build

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal architecture war rages on! 💅 On the left, we have the frazzled microservices fanatic, probably juggling 47 different repos while frantically debugging why Service A can't talk to Service B even though they were LITERALLY BESTIES yesterday! Meanwhile, the monolith enjoyer on the right is just *radiating* Chad energy with that smile that screams "My entire application is ONE codebase and I sleep like a BABY at night!" The absolute AUDACITY of this meme to capture the existential crisis of modern architecture choices so perfectly! No wonder deployment day for microservices fans requires therapy afterward!

That baby's face is the exact expression of someone who just found out they're destined for a life of debugging YAML indentation errors and explaining to management why "just adding one more pod" isn't going to fix everything. Poor kid hasn't even mastered object permanence yet, but Dad's already planning his future of midnight alerts because some microservice decided to spontaneously combust. The baby knows what's coming—that's the face of someone who already understands that "it works on my machine" will be the most frustrating phrase in his vocabulary. Welcome to existence, kid. Your inheritance is a cluster of problems.

Jumping into DevOps without Linux fundamentals is like trying to swallow those giant horse pills without water. Trust me, I've watched countless "Docker experts" crash and burn because they couldn't troubleshoot a basic shell script. The title "Also Git" is perfect - because Git is another one of those deceptively simple tools that will absolutely wreck your week when something goes wrong. Nothing quite like the cold sweat of a botched rebase on production code at 2AM. Been there, broken that.

Modern infrastructure is like those Russian nesting dolls, except each layer has amnesia about how it got there. First you run whoami to confirm your identity crisis, then whereami reveals you're trapped in containerception—a Docker container inside Kubernetes inside a VM inside a hypervisor inside someone else's datacenter. And when you desperately ask howdidigethere , the system responds with brutal honesty: absolutely zero recollection of the deployment decisions that led to this beautiful disaster. It's cloud computing's version of waking up in Vegas with no memory but a receipt for 17 EC2 instances.

The eternal cycle of developer suffering, perfectly captured. First, the innocent dev proudly declares "it works on my machine" – the programmer's equivalent of "not my problem." Then the soul-crushing response: "Then we'll ship your machine." The punchline hits like that production bug at 4:59pm on Friday – Docker swoops in to save us from ourselves by packaging everything into containers. No more dependency hell, no more "but it worked locally!" excuses. Just pure, containerized salvation. The real miracle is that it only took us decades of suffering to figure out we should stop torturing each other with environment inconsistencies.

THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY OF OUR TIME! 🔥 Some developer thought it was a brilliant idea to hardcode their local desktop path into the CI/CD pipeline, and now the entire build is collapsing like my will to live on Monday mornings! Nothing says "I'm special" quite like using C:\Users\Dave\Desktop\project\ in production code. The rest of us are just sitting here, drowning in error messages, contemplating career changes while staring into the void. The betrayal! The audacity! I can literally feel my soul leaving my body with each failed build notification. And the worst part? We all know exactly who did it because WE'VE ALL DONE IT AT SOME POINT. 💀