Containerization Memes

The classic "Mom, can we have X? No, we have X at home. X at home:" meme format but with Docker containers! The kid wants the sleek, professional Docker Whale, but mom says they already have Docker at home. Cut to what's actually at home: a janky container made of blue blocks that technically works but is clearly a homebrew container solution held together with duct tape and prayers. It's the perfect representation of enterprise Docker vs. that sketchy containerization script you wrote at 3 AM that somehow still passes all the tests.