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Same Same But Different: The DevOps Excuse Evolution
Devops Kubernetes Docker Programming Cloud
20 days ago 105.5K views 0 shares
Same Same But Different: The DevOps Excuse Evolution
The evolution of developer excuses is truly magnificent. We went from "it works on my machine" (the universal get-out-of-jail-free card) to "it works on my container!" - which is basically the same excuse wearing a fancy DevOps hat. Notice how the developer on the right is smiling while delivering the exact same non-solution. That's the true innovation of DevOps - not solving problems, just feeling better about them while using trendier terminology. Congratulations, we've containerized our excuses. Ship it!

God Help Me Nothing Is Working
Linux Gamedev Programming Debugging
21 days ago 86.4K views 0 shares
God Help Me Nothing Is Working
The mummified remains of the last developer who dared to challenge the Linux packaging ecosystem. Flatpak and Steam's unholy marriage has claimed yet another victim trying to make non-Steam games work. For the uninitiated, Flatpak is supposed to be the savior of Linux app distribution—a universal packaging format that works across distros. But try adding non-Steam games to the Flatpak version of Steam and suddenly you're performing digital necromancy with file permissions and sandboxing that would make Dumbledore question his life choices. The corpse in the image? That's just what's left after your 17th attempt at configuring Proton prefixes through three layers of containerization.

It Works On My Machine...
Docker Devops Kubernetes Programming Debugging
29 days ago 92.2K views 0 shares
It Works On My Machine...
Developer: "It works on my machine..." Manager: "Then we'll ship your machine." The punchline? That's literally how containerization was invented. Docker is just your laptop in a trench coat pretending to be a production environment. Now instead of blaming the server, we blame the YAML file. Progress.

And Not Nearly As Hard As I Thought
Docker Devops Programming
1 month ago 121.4K views 0 shares
And Not Nearly As Hard As I Thought
The formal announcement of creating your first Dockerfile is peak developer evolution. You start thinking it's some mystical container sorcery, only to discover it's basically just a glorified text file with instructions like "COPY this" and "RUN that." The aristocratic frog perfectly captures that moment of unwarranted self-importance when you realize you've joined the DevOps nobility by writing what amounts to a fancy shopping list. Next step: explaining containerization at parties like you invented it.

Is It Good Enough
Docker Devops Kubernetes Programming Cloud
1 month ago 117.7K views 0 shares
Is It Good Enough
The classic "Mom, can we have X? No, we have X at home. X at home:" meme format but with Docker containers! The kid wants the sleek, professional Docker Whale, but mom says they already have Docker at home. Cut to what's actually at home: a janky container made of blue blocks that technically works but is clearly a homebrew container solution held together with duct tape and prayers. It's the perfect representation of enterprise Docker vs. that sketchy containerization script you wrote at 3 AM that somehow still passes all the tests.