The Midnight Deployment Apocalypse

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The Midnight Deployment Apocalypse

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That moment when your phone explodes with Vercel deployment failure notifications at midnight and you're just sitting there like a supervillain contemplating your life choices. The red lighting is PERFECT because that's exactly what your face looks like when you realize you pushed to production without testing that one tiny change that "couldn't possibly break anything." Spoiler alert: IT BROKE EVERYTHING. Now you're trapped in deployment hell with no escape, just you and your phone buzzing with the same message over and over and over. Sleep? What's that? We don't know her anymore.

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