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I Understand How TS Works And Can Parse Dates

Typescript Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

7 days ago 67.8K views 0 shares

I Understand How TS Works And Can Parse Dates

Look at the date on that announcement: April 1, 2025. Someone clearly understands TypeScript so well they can time travel to make April Fool's jokes from the future. The "I understand how TS works and can parse dates" title is pure gold - because anyone who's spent more than 10 minutes with JavaScript date handling knows it's the programming equivalent of trying to solve a Rubik's cube underwater while wearing oven mitts. Next up: Vercel announces they're rewriting Next.js in COBOL for "performance reasons." I'll believe that one too if you catch me before my morning coffee.

EC2 Meet Your Competitor

Cloud Devops AWS Javascript Backend

2 months ago 161.9K views 0 shares

EC2 Meet Your Competitor

The cloud bill from hell has arrived! Someone's serverless function just went nuclear at 24166% of the monthly limit, casually adding $96,280 to the bill. That innocent little function you deployed Friday evening before heading to the bar? It's been partying harder than you did. Vercel just sent the kind of notification that makes DevOps engineers update their resumes at 3 AM. The best part? That cheerful reminder you'll continue being charged $40 per 100 GB hours, as if saying "Hope you enjoyed your accidental Ferrari purchase, would you like fries with that?" This is why we can't have nice things in the cloud. Free tier giveth, infinite scaling taketh away.