Have A Bit Of Trust

Time estimation Developer promises Bug fixing Project management Deadlines Software development False promises Optimistic estimates

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Have A Bit Of Trust

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Ah, the mythical "one hour fix" - the unicorn of software development that's spotted about as often as a bug-free release. The first panel acts like we should naively believe developers' time estimates, while the second panel reveals the punchline - you'll be sending passive-aggressive Slack messages for days because that "quick fix" somehow morphed into a weekend-destroying refactoring nightmare. It's not that developers are liars... they're just optimistic time travelers who genuinely believe they exist in a parallel universe where unexpected dependencies and Stack Overflow outages don't exist.

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