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No Spare Computer? Virtualization Smash!
Linux Windows Programming
11 days ago 147.3K views 0 shares
No Spare Computer? Virtualization Smash!
The classic "I don't have a spare computer for Linux" excuse gets obliterated by virtualization. It's the computing equivalent of saying you can't go to the gym because you don't have a separate body for working out. Meanwhile, VirtualBox sits there like the Hulk of hypervisors, ready to smash that pathetic logic. No hardware? No problem. Just run an entire OS inside your OS like some sort of digital Russian nesting doll.

VSphere Is Still Pretty Great, But...
Cloud Devops Windows Linux
4 months ago 213.8K views 0 shares
VSphere Is Still Pretty Great, But...
Server admin calmly stating "vSphere is still pretty great" until someone mentions "BROADCOM." Then the rage sets in. It's like mentioning printer drivers at an IT party - instant mood killer. For the uninitiated, Broadcom acquired VMware (maker of vSphere) and proceeded to change licensing models faster than developers change their minds about frameworks. Nothing says "enterprise stability" like your virtualization provider getting acquired and immediately making your budget explode.

Broadcom's Explosive Pricing Strategy
Devops Windows Linux Cloud
5 months ago 184.1K views 0 shares
Broadcom's Explosive Pricing Strategy
Gearing up for the budget apocalypse! Nothing says "enterprise IT" like putting on a bomb suit to tell executives they need to fork over another 50% for VMware licenses while they simultaneously reject your migration requests due to "cost concerns." The irony is thicker than the blast-proof helmet. Ever since Broadcom's acquisition, IT departments worldwide have been practicing their explosion-resistant budget presentations. It's not a price increase—it's a "value adjustment opportunity."