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Select An App To Open
Windows Microsoft Gamedev
3 months ago 169.4M views 0 shares
Select An App To Open
Windows is out here suggesting you open a .osu rhythm game file with literally everything except the actual game. VMware? Sure, why not virtualize your beatmap. VS Code? Great idea, let's edit those timing points manually like savages. WinCDEmu mounter? Because clearly this is an ISO file. Windows Media Player Legacy? Maybe it'll play the song at least. Microsoft Word? Perfect for documenting your skill issues. But the real galaxy brain move here is csgo.exe at the bottom. Nothing says "I can't aim in osu!" quite like switching to Counter-Strike instead. Windows file associations have always been a special kind of broken, but this is peak chaos energy.

For The Tier Techs That Are Visual Learners
Cloud Devops Backend Linux Docker
5 months ago 1.5M views 3 shares
For The Tier Techs That Are Visual Learners
Explaining virtualization to junior techs requires the patience of a saint and the creativity of a kindergarten teacher. So naturally, someone just put a van inside a truck and called it a day. It's actually perfect—a physical machine (the truck) running another machine (the van) inside it, sharing resources but completely isolated. The van thinks it's driving on a real road while it's just sitting in a truck bed. That's literally how VMs work, except with more CPU cycles and fewer confused delivery drivers. Bonus points if the van inside is also carrying a smaller scooter for that sweet nested virtualization experience.

No Spare Computer? Virtualization Smash!
Linux Windows Programming
1 year ago 490.0K views 0 shares
No Spare Computer? Virtualization Smash!
The classic "I don't have a spare computer for Linux" excuse gets obliterated by virtualization. It's the computing equivalent of saying you can't go to the gym because you don't have a separate body for working out. Meanwhile, VirtualBox sits there like the Hulk of hypervisors, ready to smash that pathetic logic. No hardware? No problem. Just run an entire OS inside your OS like some sort of digital Russian nesting doll.

VSphere Is Still Pretty Great, But...
Cloud Devops Linux Windows
1 year ago 483.3K views 0 shares
VSphere Is Still Pretty Great, But...
Server admin calmly stating "vSphere is still pretty great" until someone mentions "BROADCOM." Then the rage sets in. It's like mentioning printer drivers at an IT party - instant mood killer. For the uninitiated, Broadcom acquired VMware (maker of vSphere) and proceeded to change licensing models faster than developers change their minds about frameworks. Nothing says "enterprise stability" like your virtualization provider getting acquired and immediately making your budget explode.

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Broadcom's Explosive Pricing Strategy
Devops Cloud Linux Windows
1 year ago 435.3K views 0 shares
Broadcom's Explosive Pricing Strategy
Gearing up for the budget apocalypse! Nothing says "enterprise IT" like putting on a bomb suit to tell executives they need to fork over another 50% for VMware licenses while they simultaneously reject your migration requests due to "cost concerns." The irony is thicker than the blast-proof helmet. Ever since Broadcom's acquisition, IT departments worldwide have been practicing their explosion-resistant budget presentations. It's not a price increase—it's a "value adjustment opportunity."