You Can Lead A Programmer To Manual But You Can't Make 'Em Read

The duality of code reviews perfectly captured! On the left, you're the sweet innocent chihuahua in a pink sweater, smiling hopefully as you submit your code for review. "Please be gentle with my 3 AM spaghetti code masterpiece!" But when someone asks you to review their code? Suddenly you transform into the demon chihuahua on the right, teeth bared, ready to tear apart every unnecessary variable and poorly named function. "You called this function 'doStuff()'? I'm about to end your whole career." For the uninitiated, "LGTM" stands for "Looks Good To Me" - the four letters every developer dreams of seeing in their pull request... right before the reviewer adds "...except for these 47 issues I found."

The development-to-testing pipeline in its natural habitat! Developers cradle their precious code like a delicate baby, whispering sweet nothings: "You're perfect just the way you are." Meanwhile, testers are over here practicing WWE moves on that same code, body-slamming it from every possible angle until it cries for mercy. Nothing says "I found a bug" quite like throwing an app off a metaphorical cliff while screaming "THIS DOESN'T HANDLE NULL VALUES CORRECTLY!"

Content Her: I bet he's thinking about another women Him: Why is it that I get ideas to fix bugs when I'm doing anything but coding?

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Developers spend hours designing "intuitive" interfaces, convinced that no user could possibly misunderstand them. Then reality strikes with the subtlety of a truck carrying lumber sideways. Users will find ways to break your system that you couldn't imagine in your worst fever dream. This is why we have error messages like "Please don't hold your phone upside down while shaking it violently and trying to log in." Murphy's Law of UI: if there's a wrong way to use it, someone will find it... and then file a support ticket.

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of comparing artists to programmers! 😱 Artists are over there WEEPING DRAMATICALLY when someone uses their precious painting, while programmers are having a full-on SPARKLY-EYED ANIME MELTDOWN of pure joy when someone actually uses their code! We spend 97 hours debugging that monstrosity and you're ACTUALLY USING IT?! *faints dramatically* The validation we crave is so pathetic it's actually adorable. While artists are like "my artistic soul is being exploited," programmers are like "SOMEONE FOUND MY GITHUB REPO? IS THIS REAL LIFE?!" The bar is literally on the floor for our happiness. It's fine. We're fine. *twitch*