You Can Lead A Programmer To Manual But You Can't Make 'Em Read

documentation Technical debt Programming struggles Troubleshooting Developer workflow Developer habits Time management Rtfm He-man

Debugging Programming

2 months ago 88,519 views 0 shares

You Can Lead A Programmer To Manual But You Can't Make 'Em Read

documentation-memes, troubleshooting-memes, debugging-memes, developer-habits-memes, technical-debt-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal developer cycle: spend 8 hours heroically battling bugs, refusing to read documentation that would've solved everything in 5 minutes. Then swear you'll "do better next time" while we all know damn well you'll make the exact same choice again. The sword of stubbornness cuts both ways - sometimes you learn deeply by struggling, but mostly you're just wasting your Thursday because "how hard could this be?"

More Like This

Attempted Running Crysis On My Graduate Cap

Debugging Microsoft Windows Programming

18 days ago 65.5K views 0 shares

Attempted Running Crysis On My Graduate Cap

Four years of higher education and your graduation cap blue-screens. Classic. The "99% Complete" progress bar is the chef's kiss of irony - so close to freedom yet still encountering fatal errors. Every CS graduate's nightmare realized: even your academic achievement needs to restart and install updates before you can use it. At least it crashed with a smile.

Boss: Did you fix the bug? Me: Ehm, no, but I did some major improvements for the client’s usability.

Debugging Programming Linux

3 years ago 27.8K views 0 shares

Boss: Did you fix the bug? Me: Ehm, no, but I did some major improvements for the client’s usability. | bug-memes, fix-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content The Giant bug Istill don't want to fix Me Fixing a typo in the README

Most Comfortable Posture

Debugging Webdev Programming

18 days ago 71.6K views 0 shares

Most Comfortable Posture

Ah yes, ergonomics experts show us the "correct" posture, while actual programmers evolve into liquid cats that somehow maintain consciousness despite having spines that resemble overcooked spaghetti. Nothing says "10,000 hours of coding experience" like achieving a state of physical being that defies several laws of physics and biology. The human body is just a suggestion when you're deep in a debugging session anyway.

CS Majors Aren't Engineers

Debugging Hardware Programming

13 days ago 55.8K views 0 shares

CS Majors Aren't Engineers

Ah, the eternal CS vs. Engineering rivalry. Patrick thinks he's found the perfect burn—CS majors are just programmers who run screaming at the mention of actual hardware. Meanwhile, the CS major is having an existential crisis at the mere utterance of "circuits" and "CPUs." As someone who once spent three hours debugging code only to realize my monitor wasn't plugged in properly, I feel personally attacked. Hardware is just software you can't Ctrl+Z when you break it.

Failed successfully task

Debugging Programming Testing Frontend

4 years ago 32.6K views 1 shares

Failed successfully task | code-memes, web-memes, art-memes, website-memes, test-memes, class-memes, date-memes, error-memes, ide-memes, tests-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Share this 8 Like 3 test Tests (20) Articles y Report information Gender: 138B Test date: 2019-01-25 11:08:58 The quiz is complete! The Jung personality test's 60 questions classify you as: Catastrophic Failure (1x38B) Something went wrong. Contact website administrator with the provided error code for troubleshooting.

This is gonna take sometime..

Debugging

1 year ago 8.9K views 0 shares

This is gonna take sometime.. | bug-memes, debug-memes, fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content When you add prints to debug the bug but that print statements fixed the bug.. yuva.krishna.memes DJ KHALED SUFFERING FROM sUCCEsS