You Can Lead A Programmer To Manual But You Can't Make 'Em Read

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You Can Lead A Programmer To Manual But You Can't Make 'Em Read

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The eternal developer cycle: spend 8 hours heroically battling bugs, refusing to read documentation that would've solved everything in 5 minutes. Then swear you'll "do better next time" while we all know damn well you'll make the exact same choice again. The sword of stubbornness cuts both ways - sometimes you learn deeply by struggling, but mostly you're just wasting your Thursday because "how hard could this be?"

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