You Can Lead A Programmer To Manual But You Can't Make 'Em Read

Behold, corporate problem-solving at its finest. One developer in a hole actually doing the work while eight people stand around "supervising." The two project managers are probably discussing which Jira board to create while the "analysts" (air quotes required) prepare PowerPoints about the hole. Meanwhile, the designer is concerned about whether the dirt pile has proper user affordances. The customer liaison is just there to say "the client wants it deeper" every 15 minutes.

This meme perfectly captures the duality of programming languages. On the left, we have the muscular Doge representing "Any other language" where you can cram an entire project into one line and the compiler just shrugs and says "whatever." Meanwhile, Python (the wimpy Doge) is having an existential crisis because you forgot a single space in your indentation. Python's strict whitespace requirements will have you staring at "IndentationError" for 30 minutes before realizing you mixed tabs and spaces like some kind of monster. The compiler that was supposed to make your life easier is now questioning your entire existence because you dared to press the spacebar incorrectly. It's basically like having a grammar nazi as your interpreter.

Looking at your two-week-old code like it's an ancient Egyptian hieroglyph that needs a Rosetta Stone to decipher. The transformation from "this is so elegant and efficient" to "who wrote this archaeological artifact and why are there zero comments?" happens at approximately 336 hours after commit. The worst part? That indecipherable spaghetti monster came from YOUR brain, and future-you is silently judging past-you's life choices while frantically searching Stack Overflow for clues about your own logic.

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