You Can Lead A Programmer To Manual But You Can't Make 'Em Read

BEHOLD! The majestic StackOverflow Demigod, floating above the peasantry with a brain the size of JUPITER! While the lowly "vibe coders" wallow in their mediocrity, this ABSOLUTE LEGEND has ascended to godhood by simply ctrl+c/ctrl+v-ing their way through life! The sheer AUDACITY of this big-brained individual to float above the unwashed masses who dare to write original code! Why spend 5 hours debugging your own garbage when you can spend 6 hours finding someone else's slightly-less-garbage solution?! The modern-day programming hierarchy in all its TRAGIC glory! 💀

The book titled "Math Isn't Important For Programming And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself" is the ultimate self-deception manual for aspiring coders. Right next to classics like "I'll document my code later" and "This regex is perfectly maintainable," we have this mathematical fallacy. Meanwhile, your algorithm complexity is O(n²), your physics engine is glitching, and your machine learning model is basically a random number generator. The best part? It's Volume II—meaning someone bought enough copies of Volume I to warrant a sequel. Probably the same person who thinks sorting algorithms are "just theory stuff."

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The eternal cat and mouse game, except it's you vs your code. You're armed with debuggers, print statements, and stackoverflow answers, ready to smash that bug into oblivion. Meanwhile, the bug is just chilling on your frying pan, completely aware that it'll somehow escape your clutches and reappear in production next week. Nothing quite captures the frustration of thinking you're about to obliterate a bug only to have it slip away at the last second. That smug little Jerry-bug knows exactly what it's doing while you, Tom the developer, are about to hit nothing but air.

Just like vampires HISS and RECOIL at the mere sight of sunlight, and Superman RUNS FOR HIS LIFE from a tiny green rock, developers everywhere are DRAMATICALLY FLINGING THEMSELVES away from the most TERRIFYING monster of all - DOCUMENTATION! 💀 The sheer HORROR of having to read or (gasp!) WRITE documentation has developers everywhere breaking into cold sweats. Who needs that kind of trauma when you can just wing it and cry later? It's not like anyone's going to read it anyway! The code should speak for itself... right? RIGHT?!

The corporate tech hierarchy is brutally accurate. CEOs get tiny iPhones because they're too busy "visioning" to actually look at spreadsheets. Meanwhile, the poor dev with dual monitors is cranking out code like a machine, probably hasn't seen sunlight in days, and is surviving purely on caffeine and stack overflow answers. The irony? The person with the most screens is simultaneously the most valuable and least appreciated asset in the company. That second monitor isn't a status symbol—it's a necessity for comparing your broken code with the documentation that lied to you.