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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of debugging for 12 HOURS only to discover it's some obscure cache issue with "Gumbies 3.0" (whatever the heck that is) and then trying to figure out what Gumbies actually does! 💀

The sheer AUDACITY of tech documentation that makes you scroll through 17 pages of meaningless buzzword salad! "Lean expressive sharding sandcube" and "watersliding phases" and "Woodchips playgrounds"?! WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS MEAN?!

It's the perfect representation of modern tech - fancy words that tell you ABSOLUTELY NOTHING while name-dropping big companies to seem legitimate. And after all that scrolling, you're still left thinking "I have no idea what this thing actually does, but I guess I need it?" The circle of tech hell is complete! 🔥

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