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The expectation vs. reality gap of game development hits harder than a segmentation fault at 3 AM. Left side: a developer who's actually in the trenches, surrounded by the dark abyss of endless debugging, shader compilation errors, and that one physics bug that makes NPCs T-pose through walls. Right side: the blissfully ignorant dreamer still high on the fantasy of "I'll just make Skyrim but better" without having written a single line of code. That sunny landscape represents all the cool features they're mentally adding while completely ignoring the 47 dependency conflicts waiting in their future. The 800GB game engine download hasn't even started yet!

When your SaaS business is running on a shoestring budget, but security is just a suggestion! Nothing says "enterprise-grade" like storing your entire user authentication data in the browser's local storage where anyone with F12 and 3 brain cells can access it. Firebase auth tokens just chilling in plain sight like they're sunbathing on a public beach. Password security? More like "password suggestion." Who needs proper backend authentication when you can just hope nobody knows how to open dev tools? This is what happens when "move fast and break things" meets "I learned coding from a $12.99 Udemy course that was 80% off."

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