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Honey, grab the popcorn! We've got a group claiming they can overthrow the government but can't even secure their database! 🍿 The absolute AUDACITY of having "Department of Government Efficiency" with a dollar sign logo while exposing their database to the world is just *chef's kiss* ironic perfection. Nothing says "trust us with national security" quite like a glaring "THESE 'EXPERTS' LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN" warning plastered across your fake government site. If your coup's cybersecurity strategy is equivalent to leaving your front door wide open with a neon "PLEASE ROB ME" sign, maybe reconsider your career in overthrowing democracy? Just saying! 💅

Content oh boy I wanna learn C so I can do o B timization veah std. cout "Hello World" std. endl is a mouthful but "In' works here too veah i used C for a class once and it was fine, C can't be thaaat bad oh man the functions feel just like Java haha what a throwback to my first ever programming language haha includePain can't even hello world NEVER AGAIN.

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Content DrifterInKorea 2 2h TS I like to name the most used branch "bro". There is something relaxing typing "git push bro" When you can't wrap your head around the current changes you can git reset --hard bro. Reply 529 F modz th It's better to alias git to "bro" So u can use like: "bro fetch", "bro push b" And with aliasing sudo to "pls" it would be much more interesting: "pls bro push -f"

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