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The 10-Minute Standup Collision

The 10-Minute Standup Collision
Ah, the classic "10-minute standup" that derails your entire morning. The first panel shows the innocent yellow bus of planned meeting time, but then some manager asks about weekend plans and BAM—your precious coding time gets obliterated like that bus getting demolished by the train. What was supposed to be a quick sync turns into a 45-minute discussion about Bob's fishing trip and Sarah's new sourdough starter. Meanwhile, your deployment deadline inches closer and your coffee gets colder. The sprint isn't the only thing that's being derailed here.

When You Don't Fix The Error Code On Friday

When You Don't Fix The Error Code On Friday
That critical bug you ignored at 4:59 PM Friday haunts your entire weekend like Kermit staring through rainy windows. You're fishing, relaxing, or just existing—but your brain won't stop replaying that stack trace. Meanwhile, production is probably on fire, and your phone remains suspiciously quiet... until Sunday night when your boss finally discovers what you've known all along. Next time, just stay an extra 20 minutes and fix the damn thing. Your future self will thank you.

Why You Do This

Why You Do This
Ah, the classic developer's nightmare! Just when you think you're about to escape for that sweet year-end vacation, the testing team pins you down with 5 new complex bugs. The wrestler's smug smile perfectly captures QA's satisfaction when they drop those tickets right before you're about to log off. Meanwhile, your vacation plans are being absolutely demolished, just like that poor opponent. Every developer knows that feeling when Jira notifications keep coming in at 4:55 PM on Friday before the holidays. Bug-fixing purgatory is the developer's true end-of-year tradition!