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Stronger Than My Password

Databases Security Devops Programming Backend

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Stronger Than My Password

That moment when your database confirmation ID requires more complex character recognition than the password you use for your bank account. Nothing like typing out a 36-character UUID while your heart rate increases by 50 BPM because you're one typo away from deleting your production database. And they wonder why DBAs drink.

When You Don't Fix The Error Code On Friday

Debugging Devops Programming

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When You Don't Fix The Error Code On Friday

That critical bug you ignored at 4:59 PM Friday haunts your entire weekend like Kermit staring through rainy windows. You're fishing, relaxing, or just existing—but your brain won't stop replaying that stack trace. Meanwhile, production is probably on fire, and your phone remains suspiciously quiet... until Sunday night when your boss finally discovers what you've known all along. Next time, just stay an extra 20 minutes and fix the damn thing. Your future self will thank you.