When Vibe-Coding Turns Into Vibe-Debugging

Technical debt Spaghetti code Code maintenance Legacy code Production bugs Developer life Coding nightmares Infrastructure Technical mess

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When Vibe-Coding Turns Into Vibe-Debugging

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Started the day jamming to music while writing code that "totally works" – ended it staring at this electrical nightmare wondering which wire broke your production server. That poor technician is basically all of us at 4:30pm on a Friday when someone reports a "small bug" in the feature you pushed this morning. The only difference is his tangled mess is visible to everyone, while yours is safely hidden in a Git repository where only your therapist and future you will judge it.

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