The Self-Inflicted Debugging Nightmare

The naive local variable, confined to its little code block kingdom between those curly braces, dares to ask about the mysterious lands beyond. Meanwhile, the compiler, essentially the Mufasa of the programming world, smugly reminds the local variable of its pathetic existence limitations. It's the perfect metaphor for scope in programming - local variables are like the homebodies who never leave their neighborhood, while global variables are out there living their best lives, accessible from anywhere. Sure, global variables might cause chaos and unexpected behavior, but at least they're not trapped in scope prison!

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The FOUR STAGES OF API HELL, darling! 💀 First, you're ECSTATIC because you got a 200 response! You're practically throwing a parade for yourself! 🎉 Then the BETRAYAL hits - call actually failed but they had the AUDACITY to send a 200 with an exception stack trace buried in the response! The DRAMA! 😱 Next, you're playing detective with ZERO documentation, squinting at your screen like you're trying to decode ancient hieroglyphics! Sherlock Holmes could NEVER! 🔍 And finally, the ultimate insult - having to include the framework in your request body AS A HEADER?! What kind of sadistic monster designed this API? I can't even! This is why developers drink! 🍸

The horror! Using exceptions as a data transport mechanism is like using a fire alarm as an intercom. Some backend dev actually built a system where they're intentionally throwing exceptions to pass data between services! That's like deliberately crashing your car to change lanes. Exception handling is meant for exceptional circumstances, not as your primary API. The stack traces alone would make any performance profiler weep. Imagine the logs: "ERROR: Everything's actually fine, we just needed to send some JSON to the payment service." This is the programming equivalent of using a sledgehammer to insert a thumbtack.

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