When The Bug Is Human

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When The Bug Is Human

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Oh, the AUDACITY! The absolute NERVE of someone suggesting that YOUR code isn't fast enough! Like, excuse me, but did you just imply that my beautifully crafted, artisanal, hand-typed algorithms are somehow... *slow*? The sheer disrespect! That cat's face perfectly captures the internal screaming when someone dares to blame your "performance issues" when clearly the REAL problem is their unrealistic expectations, their potato server, their ancient browser, or literally anything else. The rejection isn't about YOUR performance, sweetie—it's about their inability to appreciate computational elegance. Maybe try running it on something that isn't powered by a hamster wheel? Just saying.

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