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Content Coordinated drones Posted by Tech Insider 8.033.416 Views They used coding and algorithms so the drones didn't crash into each other 159th

The true developer search history we desperately hide from prying eyes. While normies worry about their partners finding dating apps, we're frantically clearing searches like "how to name variables without using profanity" and "why does my code only work at 2:37 PM on Tuesdays." The dependency hell search is particularly savage - that special place where your project depends on library A which needs library B version 2.1 but also library C which refuses to work with anything but library B version 1.8. It's basically relationship drama but with packages instead of people.

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Content GNU Hurd ABSTENT Developer GNU Project Thomas Bushnell Roland McGrath Marcus Brinkmann Neal Walfield Samuel Thibault Written in Assembly, C os family Unix-like Working state Current Source model Free software Initial release 1990; 33 years ago Latest release O.g1 18 December 2016 Repository git.savannah.qnu.orgcgit Thurd ca Platforms IA-32, 1686 Kernel type Multiserver microkernel License GPL-2.0-or-later 2 Official website www.gnu.orgsoftwarehurd

That magical moment when you're feeling so confident about your code that you're sipping coffee with a smile, only to discover your error-to-line ratio has transcended mathematical possibility. The transition from "this will definitely work" to "I've created an error generator" happens faster than a JavaScript framework becomes obsolete. Bonus achievement unlocked: creating more errors than lines of code—a feat that should be recognized in the developer hall of fame. At this point, your IDE isn't throwing exceptions; it's throwing a full-blown intervention.

Content Roman Sharkov admin Downloaded a virus for Linux lately and unpacked it. Tried to run it as root, didn't work. Googled for 2 hours, found out that instead of uslocalbin the virus unpacked to usr bin for which the user malware doesn't have any write permissions, therefore the virus couldn't create a process file. Found patched , configure and make files on some Chinese forum, recompiled and rerun it. The virus said it needs the library cmalw-lib-2.0. Turns out cmalw-1ib-2.0 is shipped with CentOS but not with Ubuntu. Googled for hours again and found an instruction to build a . deb package from source. The virus finally started, wrote some logs, made a core dump and crashed. After 1 hour of going through the logs 1 discovered the virus assumed it was running on ext4 and called into its disk encryption API. Under birfs this API is deprecated. The kernel noticed and made this partition read-only. Opened the sources, grep'ed the Bitcoin wallet and sent 5 out of pity. 19-50