When Your Assembly Code Finally Works

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When Your Assembly Code Finally Works

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SWEET MERCIFUL HEAVENS! The sheer ECSTASY when your assembly code finally compiles after 47 hours of staring at hexadecimal nightmares! The meme shows "org.asm" which is basically the file extension for assembly code, but cleverly looks like something... ahem... more pleasurable. Because let's be honest, getting assembly to work is basically the programming equivalent of finding the G-spot while blindfolded and wearing oven mitts. IMPOSSIBLE YET SOMEHOW YOU DID IT!

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