I Already Know That Making Code Prettier Is A Mistake

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I Already Know That Making Code Prettier Is A Mistake

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The eternal development cycle that nobody warns you about in CS classes. First, you hack together something that miraculously functions. Then, overcome with shame at your spaghetti code, you decide to "refactor" and "beautify" it with proper indentation, meaningful variable names, and comments. Suddenly, your perfectly working monstrosity transforms into a beautifully formatted disaster that crashes spectacularly. The universe has a simple rule: code beauty and functionality exist in inverse proportion to each other. It's basically quantum physics for developers.

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