Critical Security Flaws

You know that moment when you confidently ask your AI coding assistant to review its own code changes, and it comes back with a vulnerability report that reads like a CVE database? Five bugs total, with THREE classified as high severity. The AI basically wrote an exploit playground and then had the audacity to document it for you.

The real kicker is watching developers slowly realize they've been pair programming with something that simultaneously introduces SQL injection vulnerabilities AND politely flags them afterwards. It's like having a coworker who sets the office on fire and then files a detailed incident report about it. At least it's thorough with its chaos?