Career-ending-bug Memes

So you went from copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers to actually having production access? Classic speedrun to career extinction. Nothing says "I'm ready for the big leagues" quite like running rm -rf / on prod because you thought you were still in your local Docker container. The legacy monolith probably had dependencies older than your entire coding career, and you just yeeted the whole thing into the void. Career lasted about as long as a JavaScript framework's relevance. RIP 2023-2023 – born, died, and became a cautionary tale in the same breath.