The Schrödinger's Bug Paradox

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The Schrödinger's Bug Paradox

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The eternal duality of coding! First panel: you stare at your screen, utterly baffled why your perfectly logical code refuses to run. Second panel: you make zero changes, run it again, and suddenly it works flawlessly. That moment of confusion is even worse than the initial failure—you've fixed nothing yet somehow solved everything. The debugging equivalent of blowing into a Nintendo cartridge. The universe is clearly held together by cosmic duct tape and prayers to the compiler gods.

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