The Universal Developer Confession

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The Universal Developer Confession

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The universal developer confession that hits way too close to home! That moment when you finally gather enough courage to reveal your spaghetti code to another human being, only to immediately undermine it with brutal honesty. The duality of programmer existence: spending hours writing code that barely functions, then sheepishly admitting it's a janky mess held together by Stack Overflow answers and pure luck. It's basically the software equivalent of "it's not much, but it's dishonest work."

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