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The only escape from the crushing weight of modern existence? CSS transforms. While the rest of us are drowning in layoffs, micromanagement, and "AI slop," this developer found salvation by scaling(1.2) themselves into the stratosphere with a purple balloon. The beauty of CSS isn't just making buttons pretty—it's creating physics-defying escape plans that leave your coworkers shouting "Wait... You can do that with CSS?" as you float away to infinity. Forget therapy, just transform: translateY(-9999px).

When stakeholders show up to meetings but their brains don't. Someone's asking about a checkbox that's been in the software for 11 YEARS as if it just appeared yesterday. This is the same energy as those people who file urgent tickets about "new bugs" that have been documented since the Clinton administration. The thumbs up reaction is from the developer who's been maintaining that checkbox since they were in college and is now contemplating a career in goat farming.

Content Programmers When a girl flirts a 0g notice a library running 0.2s slower made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

BEHOLD! The utopian future we were ROBBED of because Excel insists on using Latin-1 encoding for CSV files instead of UTF-8! 🙄 We could've had flying cars, space elevators, and gleaming futuristic cities, but NOOO! Instead, we're stuck debugging weird characters like "é" and "’" every time someone dares to use a non-English character in their spreadsheet! The AUDACITY of Microsoft to keep us in the dark ages with their encoding choices! This is why we can't have nice things, people!

Left-handed developers watching right-handed developers use keyboard shortcuts be like... 😑 When you're coding with your sinister hand and realize all the ergonomic keyboard shortcuts (Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V) require finger gymnastics that would make a contortionist quit. Meanwhile, right-handed folks are copying and pasting with the efficiency of a factory robot. No wonder 10% of programmers have contemplated learning Vim just to rebind those keys to something that doesn't require dislocating three fingers simultaneously!

Content Richard's guide to software development 4 80 HOW THE SOFTWARE IS DESIGNED, 14 HOW MUCH TIME HAS TO BE SPENT ON EACH PART. HOW THE SOFTWARE LOOKS BEFORE THE BETA TEST. HOW THE SOFTWARE AOVERTISED. WHAT THE CUSTOMER REALLY WANTED. Sandra and Woo by Oliver Knrzer (writer) and Powree (artist) - www.sandraandwoo.com HOW THE SOFTWARE LOOKS TWO VERSIONS LATER HOW THE SOFTWARE LOOKS AfTER THE BETA TEST. I STILL Like YOU ANYWAY.