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AI has finally solved the greatest mystery in corporate history: what actually happens in meetings. Turns out it's just "disjointed, rambling conversation" with "no clear purpose or agenda." Revolutionary discovery! Next up: AI discovers water is wet. The best part? We spent an hour discussing "unclear technical concepts" only to have a robot tell us we accomplished absolutely nothing. At least now we have timestamps to prove exactly how long we wasted our lives. Remember when we used to pretend meetings were productive? Now Slack AI is calling us out with receipts. Progress!

HONEY, PLEASE! The expectations vs. reality of programming is the most dramatic betrayal since my coffee promised to wake me up but didn't! 💅 Everyone thinks we're these mysterious hackers in hoodies, typing at lightning speed with perfect precision. Meanwhile, the ACTUAL truth is us staring at the screen with the emotional depth of a confused child trying to solve quantum physics after eating glue. That look of existential dread isn't because we're contemplating complex algorithms - it's because we've spent 4 HOURS trying to find a missing semicolon! THE AUDACITY of programming languages to break over punctuation!

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That moment when your careless debug statements turn your production server into an international billboard. Those console.log("WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING??!!") and // TODO: Fix this garbage code before anyone sees it comments are now being broadcast to the entire world. Your secret shame has gone global, and somewhere, your senior developer is preparing a very special one-on-one meeting about "professional logging practices." Nothing says "competent engineer" quite like accidentally revealing your debugging frustrations to every user in your production environment. At least now you'll never forget to clean up before deployment again!

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