Sudden Religious Conversion: The Arch Linux Experience

Nothing converts an atheist faster than trying to install Arch Linux. One minute you're confidently typing commands, the next you're on your knees begging any cosmic entity that might exist to save your terminal from descending into dependency hell.

For the uninitiated, Arch Linux is basically the CrossFit of operating systems - its users never shut up about it, and installation requires the perfect combination of technical skill, patience, and blind faith that something will eventually work.

When that cryptic error message appears after your 47th attempt at configuring your bootloader, even Richard Dawkins would start lighting candles and making sacrifices to the command line gods.