The Sacred Developer Procrastination Cycle

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The Sacred Developer Procrastination Cycle

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The secret productivity hack no one talks about! When you're stuck debugging Oracle code, the cycle begins: desperately asking coworkers who shrug, frantically searching Stack Overflow posts from the Paleolithic era, and finally giving up to "take a break." Suddenly, while mindlessly scrolling Twitter or pretending to fold laundry, your brain magically solves the problem that's been tormenting you for hours. The ultimate developer paradox - your best work happens when you're technically not working at all. The real MVP of remote work isn't your mechanical keyboard, it's strategic procrastination.

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