The Mythical Production-Only Bug

Murphy's law Production bugs Debugging hell Dev vs prod Heisenbug Code mysteries Release mode Environment-specific Deployment nightmares

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The Mythical Production-Only Bug

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The special kind of existential dread when you discover a bug that only manifests in production. Your test environment? Perfect. Local dev? Flawless. But deploy that code and suddenly your meticulously crafted masterpiece transforms into a dumpster fire. It's that moment when you realize you'll be spending the next 12 hours frantically trying to reproduce an issue that technically "doesn't exist" in any environment where you can actually debug it. Bonus pain points if it's Friday afternoon!

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