True Wealth

Ah yes, the classic quantity vs quality debate has entered the AI era. Turns out AI-assisted developers are cranking out code like a caffeinated intern on deadline day, but with the security consciousness of a toddler sharing passwords. Sure, you'll hit your sprint goals 4x faster, but then spend the next six months patching vulnerabilities that would make a Swiss cheese firewall look secure. Management will still call this a "net productivity gain" while your security team quietly updates their resumes.

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Initial joy: "We beat the deadline!" Secondary realization: "But we built something completely different than what was requested." The classic project management nightmare where shipping anything feels like a victory until someone actually reads the requirements. Technically functional, spiritually bankrupt. Just another day where "done" and "correct" remain distant cousins in the software family tree.

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Trying to explain your cybersecurity job to non-tech people is like walking through a minefield! 💥 First you drop the technical bomb - "I exploit vulnerabilities for brute force penetration" - and suddenly everyone's giving you THAT look. The desperate "In computers, right?" follow-up is that universal plea we all make when our jargon sounds WAY too sketchy out of context! The awkward silence before clarifying is pure comedy gold - those three seconds where your family thinks you might actually be confessing to crimes! 😂