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Oh, the sweet false security of unit tests on leap day! You're all confident when the boss messages you because you actually wrote tests for once. Then February 29th rolls around and your date handling logic implodes spectacularly. Nothing says "I'm a professional developer" quite like your app crashing every four years because you hardcoded month lengths or forgot leap year logic exists. The calendar: nature's way of trolling programmers since the beginning of time.

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Ah, "vibe coded" – the spiritual successor to "works on my machine." When your code review consists of vibing with it instead of actual testing. Security professionals are salivating at the job security these startups are creating. Nothing says "future CVE entry" quite like an app built on good feelings and zero documentation. The cybersecurity industry thanks you for your service.

Nothing says "I trust my code" like pushing straight to production at 4:16 AM. Why waste time with QA when your paying customers can find bugs for free? It's the ultimate efficiency hack—your users are basically unpaid interns with admin privileges. The best part? When everything inevitably crashes, you can just blame it on "unexpected user behavior" while frantically rolling back commits at 4:17 AM. Who needs sleep when you can have the adrenaline rush of watching your Slack notifications explode?

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